THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP
YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD
BUT THAT ONE
FUCKING
SHIP
MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT
yeah i didn’t like titanic either
i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better
people with afros should like keep confetti in their hair and randomly shake their head and bam confetti everywhere its like like a party to go
(Source: octupac)
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin
(Source: slurmmckenzie)
relboggable by request
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
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It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
(Source: bored-im)
forget-the-rules-iam-the-rule:
shit
And cue the Satan comics!
I just stared at it for like an entire song-length.
satan’s going to be pissed again.
Easy like Sunday morning.
This week, shoot me dead, my only cure may be pancakes and bourbon.
